pub test

In Australia, the Pub Test is a measurement of your general knowledge of current events, politics and sport.

That person is so thick they'd fail the pub test.

by Martybartfast January 18, 2017

whiz test

A medical procedure where they analyze urine for evidence of drug use.

I gotta take a whiz test for my P.O.
I know I'll fail cuz I done smoked major weed bro.

by Nick D February 8, 2003

Reaction test

Usually used with someone you are flirting with via txt or FB to:
1. Gage the extent to which you can flirt with them
2. Most importantly, provide a get put clause allowing you to Deny all knowledge of said flirtation by calling it 'a reaction test' in case things balls up
All of the above allows the tester to safely vet all conversation and then pass or fail testee. Also see 'shit test'

Bruce: I like you
Consuela: that's cool I have a boyfriend though
Bruce: I know that was just a Reaction test
Consuela: a what? Did I pass
Bruce: yeah

by Banjo Bob January 26, 2013

Thumb Test

A thumb test is when you stick your thumb in a girls mouth.. If she sucks on it, it means she wants your friend to join in. If she spits it out, it means she does not.

You passed the thumb test bro, hop in.

by Mr.CJackson January 26, 2011

Road Test

A critical exam you give to your man by giving him an outrageous blow job while he is driving you home to finally find out the truth about his driving skills.

I gave my man a road test on the way home from the movies the other night girl and he passed WITH FLYING COLORS!!!

by MikesQueen October 17, 2015

Drug Test

Something Josh Gordan can't pass for his fucking life!

Me: Did you hear Gordan got suspended indefinitely!

My Friend: No, what the hell happened?!

Me: He failed another god damn drug test, that's what happened!

by BigChungus0321 January 1, 2020

test scores vs. bra-size

A, B, C, D, E, or F --- can you tell a girl's high-school report-card grade by da cup-size of her "upstairs undergarment"? Are gals with bigger boobs often less intellectually-capable? Dunno. But maybe da chicks with da smaller fun-bubbles hafta be smarter in order to get ahead in da financial world, 'cuz they don't get so many guys who are willing to spend money on them just to be allowed "touchy-feely" privileges!

his whole "test scores vs. bra-size" thing puzzles me... if da size of a woman's boobs are in direct inverse proportion to her intelligence, why do gals wif huge chests get da lion's share of da gifts and attention from neighborhood guys, and lustful employers choose to hire Dolly Partons over flatter-chested chicks???

by QuacksO March 26, 2019