teenis

teenage penis

Girl 1: So I heard you hooked up with Dustin last night.

Girl 2: Yeah, sucked his teenis good

by maker90 January 2, 2017

Teenage Boy

Peaking in his high school years, the teenage boy is ultimately very stupid and oblivious. They play with girls hearts and don’t give a fuck about anyone else. They will lead you on and act like they like you until someone prettier comes along, then they will pretend they never talked to you. They also only care about how girls look, and only become interested in you when they think you look pretty. They cause a lot of trauma to teenage girls who now don’t think they’re good enough even though it was actually just the boy being a jerk.

The teenage boy was oblivious to the sweet girl who obviously liked him, and instead decided to hit on a supermodel.

by aGIRLidfc September 25, 2018

Teena

A hot, sexy girl with a mad boyfriend and nice breasts and ass.

"Ooft, Teena's so hectic". "Yea man, I wish my girlfriend was as hot as that".

by Seb_da_leb December 19, 2009

teenager

Generally a person with attitudes and opinions bigger than their life experience. People whose attempts to stand out as someone "unique" and "interesting" are limited to something that changes them from the outside such as a tattoo or piercing; because they lack the character and personality to influence others from their own limited personal arsenal of attributes and qualities. We are all a teen at some point, unfortunately most of us have already acted stupid in front of the whole world before we grew up and realized just how much we didn't know.

Go to any public place and look for someone with their pants hanging down below their underwear, or the person behind the counter at the local store or restaurant who acts like they are doing you a favor by coming to work; let alone providing you any kind of customer service, professionalism, or respect. Those are generally "Teenagers."

by Ruzo October 29, 2007

angsty teen

An angsty teen is the cringiest form of a teenager on this planet. The angsty teen is typically described as an edgy, emo, and having no respect for those around them, as well as expecting everybody around them to cater to them. The angsty teen also thinks that he/she is depressed when really, they're just angry at the people around them because they aren't getting as much attention as the popular kids. They are also, for the most part, human adolescent between the ages of twelve and twenty, and can be found at Fall Out Boy, Panic! at the Disco, and Twenty One Pilots concerts, as well as whining over the break up of My Chemical Romance, even though it's been several years since it happened.

If you ever come across an angsty teen, it is encouraged that you tell them to grow a spine and stop whining about shit that adults deal with on a daily basis and that the things that adults don't have to worry about, did had to worry about when they were teenagers. Seriously, grow a spine you entitled pieces of shit.

I thought Jeremy was gonna be a cool guy until he started acting like an angsty teen.

by LiftedStarfish July 24, 2017

teenage mutant ninja hobos

Homless teenagers with swords and nunchukas who you give spare change to or you die. Life's a bitch ain't it.

Tim: That damn kid stole my pet flamingo!

The policeman: Were they teenage mutant ninja hobos?

Tim: Yeah.

The policeman: Better call the Hardy boys.

by wartotheend69 December 16, 2011

teen stomach

Teen Stomach is a condition most commonly associated with teenagers, the primary sympton being a munchies-like desire to consume food. However, this is different from munchies in a few ways, the most notable being that one never needs to be high to feel it. Also noted is that one who "suffers" will not eat just anything, but things that are readily available and of higher preference. The last difference is that they will eat even if full or just not hungry. This not to be confused with eating out of boredom or just being very hungry. The reason it is called "teen" stomach is that the affliction could be caused by a sudden unexplainable increase in the metabolism of an individual, hightening it to the level of a teenager.

"Dude, you ate ALL the snacks? You're gonna have to work out for a fucking month!"

"Nah, man, it was Teen Stomach, I'll be fine."

"You better be sure. Being wrong will cost ya."

"Trust me, it fits."

by xGRKxBullseye January 2, 2012