Taine

Sexy BITCH- u suck ass but in a hot way ;)

Damn its taine
wow hese suck a bitch
but like.. damnnnn

by UrMomsHouse1111 July 18, 2022

Jager-tainting

Jager-tainting (Jagermeister) is the act of lapping the licorice flavored alcohol off of your friends taint.

Dude, Duwain and Brant were Jager-tainting last night once we got home from the bar.

by captaincook June 15, 2010

atomic taint punch

When you get your taint punched so hard that your body contorts and your taint turns into a vagina.

John atomic taint punched that guy so hard he had to get a sex change

by Smokey dick July 7, 2016

STINK TAINT

When someone has a stink, and you don't know if it from the front or the back.

God damn mother fucker! What is that smell? That shit is coming out of your stink taint!

by vrmmmm December 24, 2016

The Flying Taint

a professional wrestling technique used once an opponent is knocked down and will be a while before getting up. the person performing this technique climbs up the turnbuckle to the top rope. he then wait until his opponent finally stands up and leaps backward with his legs spread to expose his taint. the goal of this technique is to slap your taint across your opponents face with great force, both stunning and humiliating him.

man 1: "did you see ray mysterio give that guy the flying taint last night?"

man 2: "that shit was CLASSIC. i bet that guy has never felt such humiliation before."

by feldpar February 17, 2009

tainting

To poke a guy's taint

I was tainting my my husband to turn him on while he shit on himself. Guess his taint doesn't work.

by toriscool May 20, 2015

The Taint

The second movie in a trilogy.

If Attack of the Clones is the taint, Revenge of the Sith is definitely the asshole.

by frankiewashcloth July 8, 2010