Sklurping

When you masterbate so intensely that your ejaculation holds the speed of Mach 1.2 or the force of a .50 caliber bullet

"Yesterday I was sklurping and I put a hole in my wall"

by Ikealover2228 March 20, 2024

slurpkuna

Eat black pussy

Yo I just slurpkuna'd
Who
That black chick over there

by Blackballs4 April 14, 2024

SLURPENDIPITY

When a drink of one's choice is made to absolute perfection; it is slurpendivity

This Italian perfection margarita at Olive garden is the essence of slurpendipity.

by Ri-Ri duzzit April 18, 2024

Slurping On Meat

Slurping/Sipping on meat is a DISRESPECTFUL way of saying that someone is being a fan/overly invested in someone other than themselves. It is comparable to saying "Riding Dick" or "Sucking his dick", but the use of Slurp makes it more explicit.

Credit it to Naima

Brian: Ayeeee that new Kendrick diss was FIREEEE
Kiki: Naw Drake devoured kendrick, he's my lord and savior and is the GOATTTT
Brian: BRUHHHH stop slurping on meat

by bignaimaonthebeat May 1, 2024

Slurpaccino

Slurpaccino™️

A caffeinated ice coffee beverage sold exclusively at Seven Eleven … If you see this happening let me know because I’m the inventor and I want royalties. They can still do this but the word “Slurpaccino” is mine.

Don’t go to Starbucks for their overpriced crapaccinos go to Seven Eleven for a Slurpaccino™️

by AnnieSmoakly July 12, 2024

slurpaderpadingdong

Sucking dick at the sound of your masters bell until his nut dribbles down your chin.

Penelope enjoys slurpaderpadingdong's

by The Wopdangler July 26, 2024

Slurpcest

A word for “the day after tomorrow” used by some people dissatisfied with the lack of a specific name for it

I have temple this slurpcest because I’m Jewish.
Are you going to the park on slurpcest?

by Skank-hunt_3d April 2, 2025