splatter mouth

When in sex, either partner takes massive amounts of laxative. Then when prairie dogging, lets it out in the other's mouth.

Holy shit! Jonny got the splatter mouth from his ho last night. Nigga's breath is kickin'!!

by Ad Majorem Sathanas Gloriam October 22, 2008

Splatter-house Ass grenade

The explosion that occurs when a fart preceeds Diarrhea. Much worse than a standard Ass Grenade, The Result is a complete anal erruption spraying butt pee all over one's toilet and backside, with possible blood as well.

I hope I wiped thoroughly enough after that Splatter-house Ass grenade!

by aquamurdoch April 2, 2009

splash stick

The little green plastic plug the barrista puts in the lid hole of your coffee at starbucks to keep the coffee from squrting out.

Dude, can I have a splash stick, my car has blown shocks.

by Kingbuku September 3, 2009

Splantz

Splantz

A word to describe the wackness or how un-fly someone or something is.

Dat ting is completely splantz innit

by Joshreevephraseting April 25, 2011

noodle splash

The act of masturbating in the shower.

Brandon: Yo hurry up and get out of the shower what's takin you so long?
Dylan: My bad dude, I'm just noodle splashin.
Brandon: Oh nice. Take your time then.

by dpollydaweasel December 17, 2011

splish splash I be eating yo ass

This can be used when or while eating someone's or your ass in the bath, shower, or pool. You can sing this while eating or being eaten.

Hey wanna splish splash eat my ass?
Splish splash I be eating yo ass!!

by controversial dog October 11, 2021

Splazz

Splazz is the sound of a guy's jizz-gasm hitting a cement floor when he jacks off and his jizz-gasm lands on it.

I whacked off in the basement, and when I blew my load, I heard a big Splazz!

by USAF Cadet January 18, 2021