hybrid scratcher

Scratcher who is effectively disguised as another scratcher with characteristics of his true self.

You should not be a hybrid scratcher.

by Acylos The Silver Predator March 20, 2023

Von Schitzenpants

The commissioner of a fantasy football league that comes last every year. Often, their partner forces them to trade all their good players. This means they are known for collusion.

If I don’t win this week I’ll feel like a Von Schitzenpants.

I can’t believe you Von Schitzenpantsed again!

I’m not worried this week.. I’m playing Von Schitzenpants.

by Divorce Court November 9, 2024

Cat Scratches

Usually used about self-harm cuts that either don't or barely break the skin.

Jack: "I accidentally cut way to deep last night, I think I saw the bone."

Jill: "oh my gosh, I hope you're okay. I can only do cat scratches."

by anonymous November 28, 2024

Baldi scratcher hangout v3

The one gc you (don’t) wanna _join_

Baldi scratcher hangout v3 Sucks

by Baldimoer December 30, 2023

bubu scratcher

A bubu scratcher is a dirty Ghanian that eats eggs all day and walks like a pigeon.

boy 1~ stop eating eggs you bubu scratcher

boy 2~that not nice i love being a bubu scratcher!

by ihatewhites1000 March 13, 2024

Poo scratch

Toilet skid marks.

Wilf did you leave poo scratches down the toilet when you had a shit?

by Wastelander March 30, 2024

chicken scratch

Chicken scratch (in art) appears messy with many strokes to make one line. For it to be truly chicken scratch, the art would have an odd formation of shapes- as in the shape isn't clear due to overlapping lines.

"Jessica's art is chicken scratch! I can't even tell where the bottom of the head is because there's so many overlapping lines!"

by ijuztwanzdrwz April 14, 2024