Wastelander's definitions

Poo scratch

Toilet skid marks.

Wilf did you leave poo scratches down the toilet when you had a shit?

by Wastelander March 30, 2024

Bumskin

Bumskin
When in public toilets or communal showers of some description and all over the floor there is unknown bits of stuff you tried to avoid treading on.

Make sure you have your sliders on so you don't tread in that bumskin.

by Wastelander August 5, 2022