sex

it can be done in many forms

sex is something im gonna do when im married
but reading it is interesting and funny

by jen127 June 29, 2009

sextasy

mixing viagra and ectasy

by Anonymous June 6, 2003

Arrested for being sexy

When a cop pulls someone over because they are sexy or good looking.

Girl 1: Some cop pulled me over on the road today just to ask me out.
Girl 2: Sounds like you were arrested for being sexy.

by Clayton2341224 August 7, 2010

vagtable sex

When a women uses vegetables to masterbate, a play on the words vagina and vegtables

Women- how much is that cucumber,
Shop keeper- 70pence love,
Women - great I will take it, its big enough for the vagtable sex I've got planned,
Shop keeper- want another for ur ass, i can do two for a pound.

by mitch00uk March 28, 2015

Romantic sex

Romantic sex is fantastic. It’s all about foreplay, building anticipation and connecting emotionally. Having romantic sex with your partner is all about being vulnerable with each other. It’s about using sex as a way to connect on a deeper level. It’s an expression of love, instead of solely a way to climax. Take your time while focusing on your partner’s pleasure. Kiss, touch, and explore each other. Don’t rush through it in favor of the big finale. Be verbal, moan, tell your partner you love the way their body feels. Say I love you. These are guaranteed ways to bring a little romance into your sex life. Caressing, giving massages, cuddling, hugging, kissing on the face, and holding hands have been strongly linked to partner satisfaction. It goes without saying that fast sex isn’t romantic sex. If you feel yourself close to finishing but your partner isn’t there yet, stop, calm down, and start again. Enjoy the moment.

Romantic sex is fantastic.

by imonlyunpocoloco July 28, 2020

Sex Story

My best friend, Brooke, got home from work a few minutes after 10pm. "I'm home! I'm gonna change into pj's and start a movie, wanna join me?" She asked. "Sure." I say. A few minutes later we're both sitting downstairs on the couch watching After. I look over at her. She's wearing a tight tank top with loose shorts. I can see her tits very clearly through her top. I can't help myself but check her out, she notices. She gives me an up and down. "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" She asks me, I nod. She moves closer then kisses me. I pull off her shirt as our tongues touch. Her tits are big! She pulls of my shirt and pants. Soon we're both fully naked. I push her down onto the couch and stand above her. "I wanna fuck you." I say. She smiles then spreads her legs open. I enter her, she can't help but moan. "Harder!" She tells me. I go faster, harder, thrusting myself deeper into her. She continues to moan as I go deeper. I soon pull myself out of her as she pushes me onto the couch. She bends over to my dick and starts giving me a hand job. Soon my dick is in her mouth, it feels amazing. After a minute she leans back on to me and starts kissing me again. I grab her perfect ass, our chests touch each other. We stop kissing but she's still on me. I continue gripping her ass. We lean up and sit on the couch once again, but this time she's sitting on my lap. I place my hand on her wet pussy. I find her clit and start fingering her. She leans back onto my shoulder as she moans.

Hope this sex story made you horny!

by brooke :))) April 29, 2022

Sexatron

A man or woman who is either extremely sexy or can have sex more than the average person.

(Robot of sex= sexatron)

"You want sex again?! You sexatron!"

"Hey sexatron, how are you?"

by Alexandra Peace November 5, 2008