procrasterbating

Using masturbation as a way to put things off.

"I was too busy to wash the car because I was procrasterbating."

by carpediemdps March 30, 2010

Procrasterbate

To put off doing work and in stead jerking-off to look at porn on the computer.

A buddy of mine works from home and gets sidetracked easy, so he decides to look at porn and masturbate and not get any work done. I can call him up and i know when he is Procrasterbateing.

by Bigb20 August 10, 2010

Procrastination

sitting on the couch all day watching movies and thinking about sushi while you have a speaker portfolio due and a final to study for

Rachel does the procrastination all day long during finals week.

by kwheels December 9, 2010

Procrasturbate

The act of masturbating as a reason for not doing a required/mundane activitity.

"Dude, I had to procrasturbate twice last night, I did NOT want to do my homework!"

"I caught my wife procrasturbating yesterday instead of cleaning. It was hot and she did it in heels."

by Ally Walker June 13, 2007

procrastinizzle

it mean not a motherfucking thang maign.

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by dogg-pound-gansta-crip August 1, 2003

procrasti-bake

The action of baking as a means of procrastination.
Utilizing baking as a way to avoid unwanted tasks.

I should have been studying for our exam, but I procrasti-baked pumpkin bread instead.
Girl, you have to stop procrasti-baking and start attending your classes!
Nursing school has turned me into such a procrasti-baker - whenever I don't want to study I just bake!

by cokeslovesplants October 12, 2020

Procrasterbating

The act of procrastinating by masturbating.

Girlfriend: Jimmy, why didn't you call me last night?

Jimmy: I apologize, I was procrasterbating to your sister's Facebook profile pictures.

by TIME Lincoln March 18, 2011