eye muff

To cover one's eyes, usually to prevent from seeing graphic material

Cenk: We have pics of Rihanna after her beating. Eye muff the kids.

by Dd_NY November 21, 2009

Captain Muff Berries

A person who likes to eat muff berries drenched in cum

I ate captain muff berries for breakfast and they were delicious!!

by Pookiey January 12, 2011

yuck muff

term used to describe any number of vaginal-related ailments and sexually transmitted diseases.

I heard that chick had a wicked case of yuck muff

by txmetalhead310 July 17, 2011

The muff

When you shag too many birds in one go that you just die

Aww fuck man did ye hear jabba did the muff last night

by daddyyolol February 24, 2020

Menlo Park Muff Pie

Biggest fucking pussy pussy you ever did fucking see. Like It’s stank hits like 18 wheels of steel matted down I5 like nobodies business into the donut shop if there was one... you see now that’s a Menlo Park Muff Pie

About the size of a city you forget exists

Austin: “You want a Menlo Park Muff Pie?”
Lucas: “What?”
Austin: ...
Lucas: “ You fucking drugga

by Bigger Fish 2 Fry December 8, 2020

muff divers

People who take part in the action of muff diving e.g lesbian whores.

Ur a fucking muff divers you fucking whore, now kiss me.

by patches o'hoolahan July 16, 2006

Muff Cabbage

It's a Jersey thing.

You don't ever - ever - you wackjob prostitution whore. You probably sell your muff for 6 dollars. You fucking psycho bitch. Fuck you! You're nothing but garbage. That's what you are! You're garbage! You sick old woman muff garbage. Muff Cabbage!

by Chetchez October 21, 2010