Man-Mead 

Noun.

An alcoholic beverage made by fermenting semen with yeast, often combined with sugars and/or other alcohols.

After jerking into a bottle for a year I could make so much man-mead!

Man-Mead by CelestialGermination October 15, 2010

Man-To-Hand Combat 

Jerking off, Choking the Bishop, Yanking your dick until jizz squirts out.

"download 7 terabytes of porn. Prepare for Man-To-Hand Combat!" Chris Cabrera

Man-To-Hand Combat by Andrew Rojas December 11, 2010

Man Shopping 

Going to stores knowing exactly what you are looking for, buying it, and leaving. The exception is with electronics, tools, and sports stores; here meandering is allowed.

Man 1: "Hey, we're gonna go man shopping, wanna come?"
Man 2: "Sure, I need to get a couple shirts."
Man 1: "Great, we'll go to the mall for 15 minutes, pick up our shirts, check out a hardware store for an hour, head over to an electronics store to look around, and finish off by browsing through the sports department."

Man Shopping by soaringeagles December 23, 2010

Man-Gazing 

When single (or taken) women and/or gay men stop and stare wantingly and hopeingly at men, most of the time while they are missing some form of clothing or garment, wishing that they had a man just like that to love in more ways then one.

Girl #1: Did you see those shirtless guys playing Ultimate Frisbee over there? They were pretty cute.

Girl #2: You are so totally man-gazing.

Man-Gazing by FaazyBear August 23, 2011

Man straw 

Where a girl sucks off your full, hard, cum filled cock, essentially drinking your man essence through a straw, that wipes you out.

There's something about a lady who wants to suck off your essence through your man straw that makes you just want to jam her head into you even harder and never let go.

Man straw by Man strawman. August 21, 2013

Man in car syndrome

Man in car syndrome is when a woman who is having car trouble of some type takes a man (mechanic, co-worker, friend, etc.) for a drive to have him observe the problem and help her diagnose the problem or get it fixed, only to have the problem absolutely REFUSE to reoccur while the man is in the car, thus frustrating her.

After several weeks of her car stalling almost every time she tried to accelerate when it was cold, Jenn took her friend Keith for a ride so he could help her diagnose the problem. But, unfortunately, probably due to man in car syndrome, she couldn't make the car stall and it ran flawlessly. Needless to say, she was frustrated. The whole thing was a hog mount.

Man in car syndrome by We know it really is broken December 19, 2013

Man drawer

That one messy drawer for the man in the house filled with crap you will hardly ever use.

Me: "What should I do with these dead batteries"
Dad: "put them in the man drawer"

Man drawer by Lostathome June 19, 2014