Internetly

by use of internet

i wached the game interneyly

by Kyle Furfaro June 1, 2004

internet old

adj. Describes the feeling you get when you witness the closure of a long standing and very enjoyable web site. Similar to the feeling you get when you watch someone graduate from high school that you remember being born.

Can you believe BMW is shutting down bmwfilms.com? I remember when that shit came out in 2001. Damn I feel internet old!

by SrBlanco October 18, 2005

Internetically

I'm not sure, but I use it as a cop-out to avoid going to my son's baseball games.

Billy: Are you coming to my game Dad?
Billy's Father: I can't come to your game physically, but I'll be there internetically.

by Billy's Father August 14, 2005

Internet Klingon

Someone who takes EVERYTHING you say as an act of aggression, or an insult to his or her "Honor".

User 1 - "I don't really like Battlestar Galactica."
Internet Klingon - "Dude, I love BSG! Why you gotta talk shit? I'm not gonna let you get away with that. You can't step all over me!"

by TobiasJeth August 6, 2007

Internet self-retardation

The act of knowingly talking stupid while chatting on the internet. Usually in an attempt to sound cute or random.

Person 1: O HAI HOW ARE YEW?!

Person 2: do me know yew? I dun think yew know me.

Person 1: Oh I sowwy fo dat! i thought yew was summbuddy else!

Someone with intelligence: Stupid random morons. That's Internet self-retardation for ya.

by hillbillybiskit August 5, 2008

internetology

The study of the internet running late into the night and usually focused around porn sites.

Man i'm never gonna get laid im going home to study internetology.

by skel'elm March 9, 2009

internet

A large group of people saying random bullshit to a bunch of random asshats who don't give a flying fuck.

"Oh shit dude, just did my laundry."

"Had to goto the grocery store: I need food!"

"I'm a fucking idiot! Look at me i'm using the internet!"

by BallsAss July 2, 2009