Two-faced

A person, (usually a girl,) who has two totally different personalities. They could be your friend when nobody else is around but be your worst enemy when others are around to judge.

Me:Hi!
Ariel:Hi!
Ariel:So when can you come over?
Me:IDK, I think-
Nicole:HAY ARIEL!!!
Ariel:OMGG HI!!!
Me:So I think 4:00 on Sunday would be good.
Ariel:Huh?
Me:The time I can come over...
Ariel:UM, I NEVER SAID THAT.....
Nicole:Go away you slut, Ariel and ME are talking right now!
Ariel:Ya, go away, this is important!
Me:FINE, you two-faced bitch!

by Minecraftchick11 August 17, 2012

facimile

A copy or replica. A faxed or copied document.

Please send me a facimile of that File.

by JasonLewis May 8, 2008

facial cumshot

A great ending in a porn video!

"Dude did you see that new video with Madison Ivy ? There was a facial cumshot at the end!

by Alwaysusevpn May 15, 2016

dolly faced

someone who sucks too much penis

amanda is a dolly faced skank whore

by dolly face boop May 28, 2006

Happy Faceday

Wishing someone Happy Birthday on Facebook, reminding them of their first face appearance on planet Earth.

Happy Faceday!

by hdch035 February 27, 2009

ghost facing

Ghost face or ghost-facing occurs when one has smoked entirely too much weed and their face gets really, really pale....We've all been "that guy"...

You can tell when a person is about to ghost face when they:
1. Skip their hit or refuse another bowl
2. Yes they're sure they don't want another hit
3. Nah I'm good bro
4. The person leans WAY back, almost becoming one with the couch
5. Their face finally turns "ghost white"

The proper way to handle such an individual is for the rest of the smokers to yell 'GHOOOOOST FAAAAAACE!!!' and start laughing

At the last smoke-out challenge I ended up ghost facing on the couch.

by Don Juan Yogustus June 11, 2011

The Facilitator

The Facilitator born Jermaine Johnson also known as Brick Johnson is a street-ball legend who was born in Compton, Cali. Brick moved to Vancouver, Canada as a youngster and terrorized the basketball scene. Brick went to Suncrest Elementary, hustling kids in games of 1 on 1, but his nickname the Facilitator was born outside Burnaby South Secondary in a game of 1 on 1 with his friend, where he repeatedly said "Your lucky I don't have a teammate I'm the motherf*cking facilitator, after he played that game which was a devastating 21-9 loss he went inside the school and partnered up with Jamaal "The Sandman" Johnson, They won a three game series where the Facilitator hit 6-9 from the arc, but it all went down after school when the Facilitator started shutting things down he's shut down "schools and stores and toasters and clothes driers and restaurants and busses and all that kinda shit". All in a days work for "The Facilitator"!

a dirty dime goes by, Yo i learnt that from the facilitator

by TheFacilitator May 2, 2012