best quote ever

tim (australian) said the girl he lost his virginity with didn't beleieve he was a virgin, so I asked why not. his answer was "cos I made her cum SOOOOOOO HARD"

in an australian accent: I made her cum sooooooo hard

by crap November 19, 2004

the best week ever

its a show, silly

i love "the best week ever"
um.. it says no definitions found
noooo
its a show, silly
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by Oliver June 11, 2004

You ever suck a real live dick before

A fantastic insult that will destroy the opposing party in an arguement

Hey buddy you ever suck a real live dick before?

by Yungfruitsnack6900 March 15, 2019

Best Fiance Ever

Someone who is attentive, creative, funny, sexy, and loving.

Evidence shows that Stuart Barton is the Best Fiance Ever.

by knowledgeable source February 15, 2010

Emerson

1. a dead poet, Ralph Waldo Emerson
2. a crappy corporation whose CD and DVD players stop functioning right after the warranty expires.

Joe: Hey, Bo, do ya wanna listen to this poem I wrote?
Bo: Na, let's read something by Emerson.

Johnny: Let's listen to my new CD!
Bonnie: Sorry, but my Emerson CD player just stopped working.
Johnny: Ship it to the company and make them fix it!
Bonnie: I would, but the warranty expired yesterday.

by PheagleAdler May 18, 2010

Mount Everest

When a womans breast is so large that she cant sleep on her stomach at night.

Damn in order for me to kiss her I have to climb mount everest.

by Latin Luva March 28, 2008

Mount Everest

When someone says something that doesn't make sense, or that is retarded and stupid, you say " Mount Everest"

This originated from Jacob Thomas, when in spanish class he replied to a question asking about volcanoes by yelling out " Mount everest "

Teacher: Jacob, what is a mountain like figure that erupts?
Jacob: MOUNT EVEREST!!!!!!!!

Teacher: Mikhail whats the answer to 6 times 6?
Mikhail: 2?
Cam: Thats just.. Mount Everest.

by cF Remix January 26, 2011