edward cullen

edward cullen is a beautiful vampire specimen, known & lusted for by many. he is technically 109 years old, but remains the outlook of a 17 year old. he is the perfect, perfect guy to be with, but has only got eyes for the character bella swan in the Twilight Saga. there are many definitions for this vampire, but the haters who say he is a complete dickhead are guys who have self-esteem problems, cos their girlfriends are leaving them for Edward.
& the girls who hate him are just plain jealous.

Lisa: Jarred, i'm dumping you.
Jarred: WTF why ?
Lisa: edward cullen asked me out.
Jarred: OMG.. why????!!!! *goes and cries*
Megan: i don't get why the fuck everybody likes that dude.
(omg he asked LISA !!!)

by demetria_stannard. February 6, 2010

edvarditos

sexy man latvian man

honey, stop making yourself so edvarditos form me!

by real citizen of earth November 6, 2022

edvardo

to be an edvards an rage by not raging aka being passive agressive and overly explaining most basic stuff to the point where the conversation has no meaning

edvaard: ja tev nebutu tik stulbi jautajumi man nebutu jastasta tik stulbas lietas
vinsents: nah dzeks atkal edvardo

by Vinsis23 October 2, 2023

edvardt

hes the gayest boy you will ever meet. he loves all types of dick. big ones, small ones, even the short chunky ones. he wants them all.

'looking at gayporn'
oh thats so edvardt

by anonymususeruser October 18, 2023

Edward Bado

and incredibly awesome person, who Allison loves beyond belief

"Edward Bado"

by Bwah! February 11, 2004

Edward's Buzzer

The best 3rd wave ska band. Totaly pwn Slip Restaurant. ;)

Edward's Buzzer gives me an erection.

by Ben Woodruff January 4, 2005

edwardfreak

when a girl is in love with edward from twilight, girls who are not in love with him, or guys who just think its weird will call her a edwardfreak, or for short E-freak.

brett: hey did you see samantha today?
Mike: yeah she is such and E-FREAK
brett: edwardfreaks will rule the world one day.. i know it...
Mike: WTF?!?!

by michael:] May 2, 2009