Hipster Douche

A Hipster (or group of hipsters) who claim to be original and have invented their own style, yet steal off of other subcultures' styles and/or invading those other subcultures' venues. A Hipster won't actually go into a club to dance or enjoy the music, but to stand around and critique the venue and the patrons with their friends.

Goth Hipster, Punk Hipster, Metalhead Hipster, Mod Hipster, New Wave Hipster, Death Metal Hipster, Country Hipster, and many more.

"Why are those Hipster Douches here at a Goth club!? They're not even doing anything! They're just standing on the dance floor with their drinks, blocking much of the dance space, but not doing anything except talking to each other! Annoying hipsters!"

by DJ Argus December 9, 2012

douche canoe

Not just your run of the mill douche. A total douche! This douche will kill you with his non stop douche baggery. Avoid the douche Canoe at all costs.

Ryan Seacrest is a total douche canoe

by Daniel: Tiger of Ra January 14, 2008

Douchebag Theory

The hottness of a guys girlfriend is directly proportional to how much of a douchebag the guy is.

Ben: Why don't you ever see a cool dude with a hott girlfriend?
Joel: Ever heard of the douchebag theory? Check it out on Urbandictionary.com!

by samerK July 30, 2009

Douche bag

A cheating, lying asshole

Have you seen that douche bag Ryan Andrew Nolan from mattoon il

by worst nightmare1990 August 8, 2012

Douche

A man who is a complete jerk and completely self-absorbed. Usually he wears fashionable clothing and slicks his hair back.

"God, he's such a douche."

by crazy_birch January 14, 2015

loaner douche

Calling someone a loaner douche is to imply that someone is a douche (or douchebag), but to an -extreme- degree. It means that the douche is SUCH a douche that they aren't even a FRESH douchebag. They are SUCH a horrible douche, that it seems as though they got the douche loaned to them from someone else who had already used it.... a nasty, disgusting -loaner- douche. It can also be used to agree with someone else being called a douche. This word is to be used with extreme caution, as only the most doucheyest of douches really deserve to be called a loaner douche. It first originated in Avon, IN amongst a group of friends.

"Dude, he's not just...like...a -normal- douche. He's a effing loaner douche."

Bob: "God, what a douche!"
Tom: "Loaner douche."
Bob: "Exactly."

by Alycia H. July 27, 2008

nerd-douche

A nerdy kid who thinks his intellect and opinions are superior to all others. In actuality, a nerd-douche is retarded and not smart at all. A nerd-douche also has no friends and no fun. Rather than party on a Friday night, the nerd-douche will elect to stay in and draw a map of a fictional place. Also, he probably got a 4.0 gpa in high school and works for the school radio.

Dude, that kid over there has his own blog.
What do you expect? He's a nerd-douche.

by claypris December 9, 2010