Doit

A reference to someone who is a complete idiot, jackass, or just plain dumb. Use when someone does or says something stupid.

Bobby- Dude Jimmy, what is road head?
Jimmy- Wow dude, what a fucking doit!
Shiquantamisha- Ya, that kid is dumb as shit.

by Sooper Nigger October 2, 2005

What-are-you-doing?

a playful game of touch-each-other's-genitals in public, with the aim of 1: arousing the partner and 2:having the fun of playing a dirty game and not getting caught. remember to keep all your clothes on to play, otherwise it's just handjobs!

"What are you DOING?!:)"

by Bite me, my love. November 10, 2002

What are you doing?

A question that elicits a response in the here and now.

In French, "Quesque tu fait?"

Anytime anyone doesn't know what the other person is doing they can ask what are you doing?

by EvaLissens September 20, 2009

Doingers

a slang term for breast or breasticles.

"whoah, look at those bitches doingers! they're just so juicy"

by old dusty hairy fart eater March 2, 2009

Doing a Haye

The pitiful attempt to cover up a person's lack of skill or inability to perform by blaming the outcome on a bruised finger or toe e.g. a swollen pinky

A reference to heavyweight boxer, David Haye, and his loss to Vladimir Klitschko.

Before the fight: "I'm gonna rip his head off and eat his brains!"

After the fight: "My little toe wasn't on my side for this fight. We were supposed to be a team. I've been let down by it and will be raising the issue with management in due course"

Are you doing a Haye? You have no shame!

by Benncm July 10, 2011

Doing a Wozza

Well used sentence in Worcester...

Someone Doing all the chop pretending they didn't know it was all that was left,
Top loading spliffs or pretending to forget to give it back

Doing a Wozza

Someone who assumes you've already had ur line and ends up somehow with two.

Accidentally having a 80 instead of a line

by A man with no chop left May 16, 2016

oh god mini wheat what are you doing at the nuremberg trials

Suddenly, Mini-Wheat is put on trial. It's accidental, but the judge is unaware. He sits in fear, nervous of what the judge will do- because of what he's done to the other people. It's 1945, so "Mini-Wheat Discrimination" has not been put into place yet. He is sentenced to immediate execution. No more Mini-Wheat, kids.

Judge: Next is Mini-Wheat.
Everyone: oh god mini wheat what are you doing at the nuremberg trials

by Mini-Wheat October 29, 2019