by EvaLissens September 20, 2009
It was a miracle that I was able to calculate the curve of the road when my boss gave me the formula without allowing me the opportunity to write it down.
by EvaLissens September 18, 2009
Containing alterations, foreign admixture, or errors. Deteriorated from the normal or standard; specifically a) morally unsound or debased; perverted; evil; depraved. b) taking bribes
Someone changed the letters of the word I typed, from 'associations' to "assiciations.' The same person who corrupted the spelling of my word is morally depraved and thinks there is a rank in the armed forces of who has to have sex with who. He even stole my $5,000 CD certificate when it came due by having prearranged for the bank teller to hand one of them back to him with his name on it instead of mine.
by EvaLissens September 22, 2009
people who call other people anal retentive, who talk about Freud defining anal retentive, who ask people when was the last time they wet their pants or pooped in their diaper and who ask silly annoying questions and refuse to pay proper attention to the rules of the game
Someone who thinks being orderly and clean or striving for perfection is nitpicking or anal retentive are anal retentive themselves.
by EvaLissens September 20, 2009
by EvaLissens September 18, 2009
"what the fuck?"
You are not allowed to be employed or in school if you say it because your saying what the fuck shows a complete lack of regard for what is taking up your attention, time, etc.
You are not allowed to be employed or in school if you say it because your saying what the fuck shows a complete lack of regard for what is taking up your attention, time, etc.
by EvaLissens September 20, 2009
Everybody was hoping and praying for rain for the crops. Somebody got out some drums and started drumming. Other people gathered round and started stomping their feet while they walked around in a circle in front of the drummer. They raised their voices and raised their arms, flailing them in the air. They had headdress on that was a band around the head that soaked up the sweat of their brow, and feathers in the headdress that were very pretty that came from very special birds. (They just fell out. They didn't kill them.) Suddenly, a great cloud came across in the sky. The sky darkened, and rain came pouring down. Everybody fell to the ground, laughing. This happens every year! The rain keeps on falling, and you think that the flooding is never going to end, but it does. We can all laugh about it. Our concept that we caused the rain to fall ourselves is a piece of work.
by EvaLissens September 22, 2009