Purgatory Boyfriend

When your relationship is falling apart, and you don't know if you want to break up, so you and your partner go on a break. Stuck in the realms of the relationship. (Works with shady friends too)

"Listen, you yell at me again, I'm gonna send you to purgatory."

"Why are you texting me? I told you I need my space from you. This is not what a purgatory boyfriend is supposed to do. Bye, Satan."

"I really don't know what he doesn't understand...I'm glad he's my purgatory boyfriend right now. This relationship is too much right now."

by FrankTheTankHP August 9, 2020

Perfect boyfriend

Someone who loves and cares for you and accepts you for who you are

Asra is the perfect boyfriend

by RatManChris September 4, 2020

backyard boyfriend

a boyfriend who lives in a guest house in your backyard.

i could be your backyard boyfriend. you could come visit me any time you like.

by Brian St. November 15, 2020

Whoppa boff slink dink

A combination of insults that someone says when in a confused state of anger

"Why did he do that??? What a Whoppa boff slink dink"

by WildWillez December 13, 2020

Cock Boffin

An expert in the field of phallus: a ‘Dean of Dick’, a veritable ‘Nob Scholar’.

“Have you talked to Lee recently? Well, he must have been ‘boning-up’ because he’s a proper Cock Boffin. Honestly there’s nothing that boy doesn’t know...”

by Mickey Rawlins December 14, 2020

Healthy Boyfriend

Very rare for me.

Me: Healthy boyfriend who's that.

by Lupia&Rice February 10, 2021

Bruh Boyfriend

A boyfriend who is mean and still cares bout their girlfriends

I totally have a bruh boyfriend

by DaddySizzlin February 16, 2021