Boofy Boardin

The act of butt chugging water. It is usually done when your body is under duress. Overheating and/or dehydration are common reasons for "drinking" H2O this way because science has proven your body absorbs liquids better anally than orally. Also there is no better way to lower core body temperature than a nice glass of icewater pumped through your poop chute.

"Is Loren OK? "
"Meh, he'll be fine. That anal fissure he got from Ol'Fireplug had him crying and sweating so much he bout had a stroke from dehydration. He's in the back now *boofy boardin a couple Ice mountains.

by Swirvvv1 November 1, 2021

GTA Boards

A forum dedicated to the legendary Grand Theft Auto game series. A resourceful and informative forum. Completely free from toxicity unlike other forums.

Yo! Did you read about the latest GTA 6 news at GTA Boards?

No way bruh! GTAB is legit as f!

by noobage August 26, 2021

tail boarding

Getting the crap between out of you by a smaller person.

yo check it out a midget is tail boarding linear

by colbyzach September 27, 2021

Mommy-board

A real word that shows the true colours of a person.

Fr tho what the fuck

Person 1- “Hey man how much was the mommy-board?- I mean Motherboard motherboard”
Person 2-“What?”
Person 1-“What?”

by Kakaowo November 24, 2021

Sounding Board

Milk boarding but instead with a sounding rod

Man, I really hope this girl doesn’t hit me with the sounding board

by Jfcjfjcfh February 28, 2022

Charcuterie board

A substitute if you’re using “Slayy”. It was originally created from the word chaturanga.

Okkk… charcuterie boarddd

I love that, charcuterie boardd

Charcuterie the house down boots

by Sillyhoe16 March 10, 2022

Charfruiterie Board

A Charfruiterie Board is a vegetarian (and fruitarian) option for those who don’t consume the foods typically on a Charcuterie Board. It’s a fancy way of saying Fruit Platter.

Oh no - I forgot to make something for the pot luck! …Aha! I’ll just buy a Fruit Platter from the grocery store, dump it out onto a wooden board, and stick a bowl of yogurt on it as a dip… I shall announce loudly that I have contributed the Charfruiterie Board for the event. Everyone will be forever in awe of my talents!

by Mandi Harmony June 4, 2022