Window

The space of time in which your butt hole is open and ready to crap. All that is needed is to relax.

Dude, I really gotta crap. I'm already on my 3rd window and I don't think this one is going to close

by xxbigmikexx August 27, 2008

Windows

only crashes because people are too retarded to use it

what the hell it crashed ??? why???

cause your a dumbass

by a fag December 8, 2003

window shopping

A slang phrase for the act of having sexual intercourse. The phrase is mostly used by teens talking openly to each other about having sex while disguising the true meaning of the phrase from their parents or other eavesdroppers.

Do you remember that guy I dated last year? We totally went window shopping together. It was great.

by candycakes23 April 9, 2009

windows

The solely largest evil entity in the universe. It exists to measure how long people will sit in front of a box regretting that they ever clicked "send error report" in the first place.

Windows:"do you want windows to mess up your all your settings and make the next three days of yours living hell by downloading SP 2.141593 ???"

Human:"NO !!!"

by stickywulf June 25, 2005

window licker

A person with little control over their facial muscles causing their tongue to hang out and excesive drooling to occur.

Stop dribbling Macca you window licker

by Bold King Cole May 17, 2003

windows

A fast and very stable operating system for the PC. Compatible with a wide range of hardware devices, and is very easy to use and learn. Updated once in a couple years unlike Linux, which is updated every three weeks because it's so full of bugs that it shouldn't even have been released to the public until 2017.

I still use Windows 98 to this day, and the only time it acted up was when I deleted some system files. It's not surprising that most of the people who badmouth Windows are actually running Windows on their computers.

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Note: This definition was previously made by AYB, and was deleted by Linux zealots because they can't handle the truth.

by Dave June 22, 2004

Window Licker

a window licker is a symim for a person that is mentaly retarded

Stop being such a window licker.

by J Lackey August 31, 2006