plow turd

The pile of snow remaining around your car after the snow plow clears the street.

I have to go clear the plow turd around my car, before it freezes.

by definite lee January 6, 2008

Office Turd

A co-worker who sits around doing nothing all day, is of no use and stinks up the office with his/her crappy attitude.

Steve: "There Elouise goes once again avoiding any type of responsibily around this place. She has been surfing the net all day long!"

Jim: "Yeah, it was nice when that office turd was out on vacation so we didn't have to even deal with her."

by kinglimey August 19, 2008

Crotch Turd

Infant, Toddler, Teenager, Jock, Cheerleader, Frat Boy, Frat Toy

I was enjoying dinner out, until the Rednecks' crotch turds started screaming.

by Malcolm Reynolds October 8, 2008

Sock Turd

A sock turd is a little annoying ball of lint that ends up in your sock after you wash them. They eventually end up stuck between your toes.

I put my sock on and had a big lump of sock turd under my heel.

by Uncle_Mel February 19, 2010

shiniest turd

The best looking thing amongst a group of terrible things. Even though it may look good when compared to those other things, it's really nothing to be excited about. It's the best of worst.

Person 1: Hey Microsoft released Windows 7! It's their best OS yet!
Person 2: Yeah whatever, it's just the shiniest turd in the box.

Person 1: Did you check out those hillbilly women over there? they're all ugly but one actually has all her teeth!
Person 2: That would make her the shiniest turd in the box!

by mjsaworld August 19, 2010

Cunt Turd

Foul used tampon that has dried out and turned Brown or Black

That Bitch Left a nasty foul Cunt Turd in the Bathroom!

She pulled the cunt turd out with much relief.

Marks Jew Fro smelled and looked like a cunt turd.

by SPRKR8 February 21, 2012

Bird turd

A Caucasian person

Look at that bird turd over there with the khakis and plaid shirt.

by JonoT02 February 22, 2019