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Fur Trader

The act of obtaining a pubic hair, usually through oral sex, and passing it orally to a partners mouth, usually through kissing.
Sam is such a fur trader, it's like i spit out a carpet after he goes down on me.
by Flic Meetwood March 5, 2021
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Jack of all trades

A person with a wide range of skills and knowledge to succeed with just about any thing.
Ol bill over there can probably help us, hes a jack of all trades.
by Squig9669 February 17, 2018
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World Trade Center (aka-Leaning Tower of [Pisa])

While the girl is standing and bent over at her waist, while grabbing her ankles, the guy fucks her from behind. Then right before he cums, he pushes her over and jizzes all over her body.
The World Trade Center (aka-Leaning Tower of Pisa) is similar to shoving someone over when doing a hamstring stretch.
by DrewPhillipCunningham June 14, 2010
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Fantasy Football Fair Trade Rule

There are two elements which comprise the "Fantasy Football Fair Trade Rule"

When we look at a trade, we should (1) assess whether both teams benefit from the trade and we should (2) assess whether the trade is so unfair that it unfairly compromises the integrity of the league.

We need not look to element #2 if the trade does not satisfy element #1.

Explanation of Element #1.

Simply consider, do both teams benefit from the trade. Note: Element #1 does not contemplate whether one team has benefited more than another.

In the likely event of disagreement on this point, the issue is put to a vote. Majority Wins. Tie is broken by commissioner vote, even if commissioner is involved in the trade (perks of being commissioner).

We need not look to Element #2 if the trade terms do not satisfy Element #1. If Element #1 is not satisfied, the trade is vetoed.

Explanation of Element #2:

A trade may unequally favor one trading party over the other (often this is the case), however, a trade MAY NOT unfairly prejudice the integrity of the league.

We look at whether the trade would - if executed - cause an unfair advantage to either of the parties involved in the trade.

In the likely event of disagreement on this point, the issue is put to a vote. Majority Wins. Tie is broken by commissioner vote, even if commissioner is involved in the trade.

If Element #2 is not met, the trade is vetoed.

If Element #2 is met, and all parties have voted, then the trade is processed.
FANTASY FOOTBALL FAIR TRADE RULE ELEMENTS:

To Satisfy Element #1.

HYPOS:

1. Team X & Team Z trade. Both teams are made better. Element #1 is satisfied.

2. Team X & Team Z trade. X is made better but Z remains the same. Element#1 is not satisfied.

3. Team X & Team Z trade. Both are made worse. Element #1 is not satisfied.

To Satisfy Element #2:

HYPOS:

1. Team X & Team Z both improve their teams via trade. Team X receives slightly better value than Z. Element #2 is likely satisfied (subject to vote).

2. Same facts, but Team X receives much better value than Z. Element #2 is likely not met (subject to vote).
by Apollo Lio October 1, 2013
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Trailer turd

Body waste after eating white trash foods like Squeeze cheese, pork rinds, Spam or anything out of a toaster oven.
"Don't use the trailer's bathroom for a few, I just had major trailer turd."
by Ferocia October 9, 2012
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trailer hitching

Similar to tailgating, trailer hitching is a social event held around the trailer hitch of a vehicle. Trailer hitching often involves consuming alcoholic beverages and grilling food. Tailgate parties usually occur in the parking lots at stadiums and arenas before, and occasionally after or during, sporting events and concerts.
-Hey man, my truck broke so I drove my jeep to Gillette Stadium before Warped Tour
-That's okay, even though you don't have a tailgate to sit on, we can still cook out some food and bring a cooler full of booze for the pre-gaming
-Yeah, I'd be down for some trailer hitching
by omgzlys April 8, 2009
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Blind Trade

When two people trade each other a CD the other has never heard before. Kind of like a blind date, meaning you don't know what you're getting cause it could be anything at all (except a lot less awkward than a blind date).
Keith and I did a Blind Trade the other day. Keith gave me "Kid A" by Radiohead (which I had never heard before), and I gave Keith "De-Loused in the Comatorium" By The Mars Volta (which was completely new to him). It was a good Blind Trade!
by Space Wrangler September 12, 2009
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