Nut Puppets

When your girlfriend bites a hole in your nutsack and your nuts fall though, hanging only by your nutcords and your girlfriend sucks on your bare nuts.

hey - why don't we give nut puppets a try

by WindyWindsock September 21, 2017

nut gang

people who are wanted by 50 states. we are in the gulag.. send help

shit! CALL THE COPS ITS NUT GANG!

by r1teist June 8, 2022

incognito nut

When the guy you’re giving a blowjob to doesn’t warn you before he’s about to bust and he nuts in your mouth with no warning.

“The dude I was blowing last night totally gave me an incognito nut!”

by Lillianmoonstars November 21, 2019

Jimmy Nut

Is a male frontal wedgie.

Matt Rice had a serious jimmy nut in school.

by Matt Denis Rice September 14, 2009

slobber nut

1. What you spit out after a bj
2. A person who isn’t very smart

“You’re such a slobber nut Becky!”

by Rdonut January 11, 2018

Nut Master

Someone who Nuts so hard, they black out. They tend to feel horny whenever they're nervous.

Guy 1: What Happened?
Guy 2: Some guy had a Nut Master Problem, in the movie theater. The entire Cinema had to be evacuated it got so bad.

by Hindu Magic School Bus April 12, 2022

Assorted Nuts

Multiple men having sex with the same woman.

Many crazy people in one area. Come in all shapes and sizes.

Man, that woman is getting assorted nuts.

This place is full of assorted nuts.

by СукаБлять January 26, 2015