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tossbox

When seeing a hot attractive women, you take a mental picture of her in your head for sexual stimulation at a later time.
Ben " Wow thats one hot girl"
Aaron " Yeah I am going to tossbox that for later"
by aaotter2 May 17, 2010
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Monkey Toss

A foosball goal scored when a player on one team shoots the ball, and it is rejected by the other team into the original shooter's goal. Derived from a monkey tossing its masturbatory result at an unsuspecting victim.

There are various forms of the monkey toss, including the D-Toss (defender scoring on a toss) and the Bank Toss (a monkey toss that goes off the wall before going into the goal).
Dude, you thought you had the shot but he totally monkey tossed you.
by Haggdogg June 18, 2009
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Yank Yank Toss

To mime the act of masturbation and then throwing the ejaculate at someone or something, usually performed during conversation to denigrate a particular subject or person being discussed.

Also used to describe speaking without actually saying anything, usually in politics, as if the person was performing that act towards the public.
"Man, I fucking hate these stupid climate change people." (mimes a YYT)

"Man, I fucking hate that idiot. I watched the debate on TV last night, and all she did was yank yank toss."
by Eric_The_Viking April 22, 2008
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Tosh.0

The most spectacular show to watched when your blazed out of your mind!
lets get high then watch Tosh.0, then he'll actaully be funny
by btgm July 17, 2010
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Tossing the pumpkin

What have you been doing?
I have been tossing the pumpkin.
by hopefulginger January 12, 2011
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toss

A collective noun for a group of emo's. Just like there is a herd of sheep, school of fish or a mob of kangaroos, there is a toss of emos.
Check out the toss over there in their skinny jeans.
by boofa May 17, 2007
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toss

A load of semen which has left the penis and is in the air, about to land on someone or something.
Look at that toss, it's gonna hit her in the eye!
I can't believe Fallone caught the entire toss!
by btossdu January 8, 2009
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