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Sizzly Slide

When one partner during sex has flaming diarrhea and shits on the other partner from head to toe and slides down the partner the same way that the person shat. It’s also a Pokémon Move.
A: I didn’t feel too good last afternoon.
B: So what did you do?
A: Well, I didn’t want to stop, but my ass was gonna burst, so I did a Sizzly Slide, and felt better.
by Bidchomp April 26, 2020
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St. Louis slip and slide

When you shit on the floor and you and your lover slide across it.
John split his head open doing a St. Louis slip and slide
by SteveHarveysMustache May 29, 2018
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Logan Lake Water Slide

When someone (typically a guy) drinks 2 litres of coffee and a full bottle of laxatives. Once the shit has been brewing for long enough you shit it out in a straight line that’s around the same width as you(if you don’t have enough, drink more coffee and take more laxatives). After the “Water slide” has formed you take another person and have them at the other side of the “slide” in “doggystyle”. After all that is set up you run, slide, and aim your head for there asshole. If everything went right you should pop your head into them.
Me: Do you wanna try a Logan Lake water slide?
Doug: of course! I’ll get the coffee.
by Ankle replacements October 29, 2024
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Sliding Butts

The act of rubbing butt cheeks normally resulting in the acquisition of a sexually transmitted infection of sexually transmitted disease.
Bro, last night was so lit, I was sliding butts with at least three chicks. I should get tested
by Big CacDaddy June 10, 2018
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Sliding

Yo I was trippin balls earlier and I'm fuckin sliding now
by Dinosaur dick May 7, 2022
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slide

to get so wet from sex that both your bodies slide and grind in ways that wouldn't be possible without a slip n slide.
Damn, we kept grinding until there was so much sweat it turned into a slip n slide...
by SlipNSlideGlide January 11, 2021
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The Sliding X Position

The Sliding X position is an intense sex move that requires a lot of stretching beforehand.

How to: "The female lies leaned back with one leg in the air and the on the ground, the male takes a stance at the end of the room and stretches before performing this manoeuvre, he takes a starting position and awaits the gun snap before leaping into a sprint. The male at full velocity begins a downward descent into a slide tackling position with one leg raised in the air to match his female spotter vajayjay with his peen. This achieves the best and deepest penetration one could ever hope for."
"Engage the Sliding X Position dear, I'm feeling Horny with a capital H"

"Hey Honey! Good for you to come home from work and as a surprise, I'm already in the sliding x position for you baby. Run the fuck at me babe"

"Yes doctor, we got these injuries from the sliding x position. Lets just say, there was knees in place they shouldn't have been."
by SeyekoCorpse August 5, 2022
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