side salad

is getting or giving a tossed salad to a dwarf or midget.

At that bachelor party the dancers gave each other side salads.

by sg420 May 3, 2010

Salado

Uruguayan slang meaning awesome, difficult, or agreeing with someone...

Ta salado el examen loco...

The exam is hard man...

by dudestermanshibby May 25, 2009

Egg Salad Sandwich

(n) the product of ejaculating a hefty amount jizz on some broad's butthole with the intention of then rimming her out

Yo nigga, last night I made my girlfriend an egg salad sandwich, but then my dog got to it before I could...

by RawsJoostin July 19, 2011

stalagshites

naturally occuring, upward pointing, turdiferous deposits, which form in porcelain basins.

urgh, someones left stalagshites!

by Bewesy November 12, 2003

Salad Swerver

A morbidly obese fat cow who has an aversion to any form of even mildly healthy food. Completely bereft of any physical beauty, this species of water buffalo can often be found feeding at KFC, the WalMart cafeteria and other such establishments. See swamp donkey, muck mule.

I wouldn't let that salad swerver of a muck mule mount me for fear of suffocation or paralysis.

by Sffil June 2, 2008

Salafrapalogus

Ghetto to the max. (When you say to black people, it is a compliment. When to the whiteys, it is a dis.

To a white person: Boy you is so Salafrapalogus. :(

To a black person: Negro you is Salafrapalogus. :D

by FreaknJew January 22, 2009

Salad Man

This term describes somebody who you just have minimal language for.

Harrison: "James is actually really cool."
Josh: "Nah, he's definitely a salad man."

by thekingofsalad July 15, 2014