sloppy slurp

When you blow a guy so hard he ejaculates somewhat like a fire hydrant causing her to fall backwards

I gave this guy the best sloppy slurp of his life last night, I swear I fell back 4 feet!

by Bigballer34 February 18, 2018

Sloppy BBQ

An activity which consists of four people, three in the spitroast position and the fourth member squatting over the spitroastee taking a shit.

Louise: Lets take this spitroast to the next level.

Sam: Let's turn it into a sloppy BBQ.

by CodeMasterBob May 8, 2018

Sloppy tube

It is when you are lickin the toes. Grab some toothpaste, and smear it all over ur penis. You than, insert said penis into mouth, and brush her teeth. With your penis. This, this is the sloppy tube. BumBUMBUMMMM

I no longer need to go to the dentist, cause I've been exposed to the art of Sloppy Tube
Thats so hawt I want to try that with MY uncle.

by greeneggsnshmeegle March 14, 2018

Sloppy Whopper

When you go to the drive-through at Burger King and you ask for a Whopper with nothing on it but the meat patty, some buns and quadruple whatever the legal amount of mayo they're allowed to give you is and you eat that bitch like the Pope eats little boy ass on Sunday evening mass.

"Man I filled that pussy to the brim. It was oozing like a sloppy whopper."

by BigDiddyWillie May 23, 2018

sloppy biter

a women/ girl who is giving a sloppy blowjob then out of the blue bites on the mans penis

friend 1; yeah man she basically bit my dick off

friend 2; ahh so she is a sloppy biter

by I’m from chaventry May 24, 2018

Sloppy spaghetti

When you are hitting a girl (or guy) from behind and stick your hand into their ass hole, stretch it wide, and fill it with leftover spaghetti

"How was your date with Jane last night?"
"I don't think there will be a second date, she needs about 3 weeks to recover from the sloppy spaghetti I gave her last night"

by justaguygivingugooddefinitions May 30, 2018

sloppidy

Noun. Slang term for an abstract object or idea of great value such as an education, job, money, or mental state.

(Job Interview)

Interviewer: "So why are you interested in this position?"

Interviewee: "Bippidy Boppidy I need that Sloppidy."

by Fertile Myrtle June 2, 2018