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smart alex

One who knows an unending amount of information about the topic of sex.
Dude, Frank was lookin' at porn all last night and takin notes so he could become a smart alex.
by Rumple Stilt Legs August 9, 2006
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smarterphone

Smarterphone is a leader in innovative software solutions for mobile devices. Smarterphone's expertise provides a strategic advantage for manufacturers seeking world-class applications which minimize integration costs and speed time to market.
Smarterphone is a company that I can relay on.
by John Arnstern January 15, 2008
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SMART

someone who is smart is all of the above, and is ok with it......
by kitty_puss January 18, 2010
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Smartcar

a sex move that involves driving a smart car over a woman's hips somehow making their genitalia tighter and then inserting the penis into the vagina
Carlos mocha-late driving a smartcar
by c fizzleee December 3, 2010
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street smart

Not safe to be on the streets. to dumb to do things on own. Needs help by backseat driver to park.
Holly is just not very street smart!
by Devin December 22, 2004
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slurth

1. Brittney's father(really hot mom!!!)
2. Matthew's father
3. Alex's father
4. Probably the most awesome baseball player in the history of planet earth (approx. 60 billion years and who knows how many friggin people).
5. The bitchinest assed muthafucka alive
6. Also known as "Seth" (see seth, all def. except #10 and beyond invariably apply{unless they change that shit})
1-3. Hi Daddy!!!
4. Slurth drops bombs like a B-52.
5. Hey Slurth!!! I heard you did my mom!!! That is sweet!!! (only applies to mothers who are relativley hot{7-10 on 10 point scale})
6. Seth and Slurth are one and the same.
by The Old Man (Slurth) March 15, 2005
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Smart Car

What you yell when you see a Smart Car, while immediately smacking the nearest person's forehead. Similar to games like "Slug-Bug", and "Cruiser-Bruiser", but much more rewarding.

*Note: Can be played while driving, parked, walking, etc.

**WARNING: May become extremely fun and interesting if you happen see a Smart Car while having sex.
Person #1: (Sees Smart Car) *Yells* SMART CAR !! (Proceeds to immediately smack the closest person's forehead.)

Person #2: (After momentarily regaining senses) *Says* Ow, that 'smarts' !
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