Shake n Bake

Shake n Bake is a H.E (High Explosive) W.P (White Phosphorous) combination of mortar ammunition fired one after the other. Usually at people in black turbans in Southern Afghanistan by British Soldiers.

Russ: "Baz, 500mtrs Target in open 6 armed Taliban...."

Baz: "6 Taliban...Seen"

Russ: "You know what time it is...?"

Baz: "Shake n Bake time Baby!"

Russ: "Shake n Bake YeeeHaaa"

500mtrs away....

Terry Taliban: "Ohh Fuck.....Shake n Bake...............................BOOM"

pisses underwear and turns into pink burning mist.....

by AllScarsEarned July 3, 2008

Shake your hand

A family friendly way to say “go fuck yourself”. Like when someone asks you for a favor and you don’t wanna do them that favor you can say “shake your hand and find someone else.”

So my dad told me “you have to get a job” 6 times in a row and I got tired of it and when he said it again I said “Shake your hand.”

by YuOfTheNight August 16, 2019

Oreo shake

when you cum in a girl's ass, then it mixes with her shit and it comes out pasty white and brown like the colors of an orea cookie. It is youre choice whether you feed it to her or not.

i fed that chick an oreo shake last night

by triplesec November 22, 2009

The Shakes

After smoking a lot of weed and you get a bad high, your body spasms or shakes uncontrollably. It will go away with time, just don't get as stoned next time.

Dude, we each just smoked a dub on our own. I have the shakes so bad. (Body uncontrollably spazzing.)

by tootsiewootsie_lol September 2, 2011

Trump Shake

To shake one's dick for too long after taking a piss.

Dude we have to go stop with the trump shake and hurry up before we miss happy hour.

by realrepublican1 February 15, 2017

Shake Junt

To shake one's junt.

Historians maintain the the meaning of "junt" was lost hundreds of years ago.

"yo bitch, shake junt"

by Jbn/Gstache Duo May 2, 2007

shake weight

verb, noun, -shake weighting, -shake weight

-verb (shake weighting, shake weight)
1. to talk about another person in awe.
2. to kiss up to another person.
3. to be on someone's 'jock'.

-noun (shake weight)
1. an ignorant person

-verb examples
1. Even though the man was twice the player's age, he was shake weighting him for his autograph.

2. Some people like to shake weight other people that outclass them.

-noun examples
1. Don't listen to that clown, he's just a shake weight.

Origin:
R. Santana by way of Tenth-Rick.

by Tenth-Rick October 21, 2010