tongue scratcher

When a guy has his balls itching, he asks a woman (or a man!) to suck them, as a pleasant way to relive the itch.

We all got drunk and teabagged some poison ivy, so later that night, I asked my girl for a tongue scratcher.

by put a dick all up inside her January 14, 2015

Stretch

Kid who has no ass. There are many theories on how he lost it. Some say a shark bit it off. Others think it was ass-rammed off. But the most common theory is that he's never had an ass. This makes sitting quite difficult. He carries around a cushion. People call him NASS, for No-Ass.

Stretch has no ass! Its not there!

by Bob April 5, 2005

Scratch and Sniff

The art of scratching someones sunburnt nose then farting in their face. Causing irritating pain and forcing them to smell your ass.

Alex got one hell of a sunburn so i had to preform a scratch and sniff

by jwiggyslpooge69 November 25, 2011

stretch

English travelling dole spongers with overinflated ego's,bad teeth, no hair and black stringy over stretched jumpers, holding a flee bitten dog on a bit of string.
Often found in the early hours laying in doorways in a puddle of their own urine. term later used to refer to any remotely vagrant individual

"Coor did you smell that stretch swimming in that puddle of piss"?

by Don Clements December 14, 2008

scratcher

a) A dirty, unclean, unmaintained usually living on a council estate person.. Scraggly greasy hair and scruffy clothing probably from Primark or New Look. Strong smell of chip pan and stale tobacco.
b) A Pikey or Carnie
c) A cute rodent

a)What a dirty scratcher... Don't you scratch your way over here dirty scratcher
b) A scratcher in a caravan
c) The pre-historic squirrel from 'ICE AGE' (Trade Mark)

by slippybitch January 5, 2007

pork scratchings

Pork scratchings is the term for the left over 'crumbs' after the penis ejaculates and is not cleaned or wiped, and the remaining dried up semen is brushed/scratched off.

See also wordknobcheese/word

Please excuse the mess on your brand new black suit, I had pork scratchings.

by Teaboy September 23, 2003

scratchie

A scratch card.

JOHN: Oi Bill,, im gona pop down to the offy to pick up a scratchie u comin??
BILL:Nah.

by Frank Grimes junior March 6, 2009