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Scratchy Bum-Hole

When you don't cut your nails for a week and scratch deep in your butthole so that you get brown under your fingernails.
Bro, my fingernails are so dirty because I just scratchy bum-hole'd myself.
by Dookiepoopy September 24, 2023
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Scratcher Pen

A small, battery-powered, rotary tattoo machine that uses cartridges instead of standard tattoo needles. Compared to standard rotary and coil machines, these machines are lighter, easier to use, and cost less, making them popular among amateur tattoo "artists" or scratchers.

While these machines do have their place and are useful for styles like fine line or tiny tattoos, the low price and ease of use makes them popular among amateur artists who really should not be tattooing anything.
Jim bought a scratcher pen off Amazon and started doing tattoos from his dorm room.
by Four Loko Frat Guy December 25, 2023
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Scratcher

Someone who does not have a stable place to live nor does this person have a job because they are constantly getting kicked out of their home or fired from their job. A scratcher is always roaming the neighborhood searching for opportunistic crimes. They will steal your bike, burglarize your car, trespass and pee in your bushes.
This is the third time this year I have had this scratcher in my caseload.
by AVS12345 November 15, 2023
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Scratching my balls

When a man stand is either standing in place or taking a piss, they will use a technique known as the pinch and roll, self explanatory, and ease the itch of their balls. This can continue for seconds to minutes, some people even zone out.

A delightful activity that sadly only men can endure.
I stood there scratching my balls for 5 minutes in front of the toilet
by Asterisk Potato November 16, 2023
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Scratched the fly

To fail at something ; to get close at something but then to fail
“She could’ve gotten the job, but she scratched the fly on the interview
by SuperFlyByTheBeach March 18, 2024
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Scratchgasm

when the scratch is so good you prefer it over sex
Bro she gave me such a scratchgasm last night, didn't even care she left me blue-balled.
by Marrued May 11, 2024
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scratcher

The title for people with accounts on Scratch, a coding language and creative learning website (ages 8+). There is also ScratchJr for younger kids.

New members begin as a "New Scratcher" and earn the title "Scratcher" after completing a set of actions.
Me: "Have you heard of Scratch?"
Them: "Yes! I've been a Scratcher for years!"
by XxitzybitzyxX May 30, 2024
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