big nasty santa fe 

When a Big'n'Tasty is smashed into one's taint.

Brad just got a big nasty santa fe from logan.

big nasty santa fe by Twiggles02 April 12, 2008

Reverse Santa

The act of crushing infant status people. Sitting on someone's lap who is of infant size in comparison to your hugeness.

Hey Jim I want to sit on your face.

Okay Liz lets reverse santa.

Reverse Santa by Claudia A S March 9, 2009

office Santa 

Sarcastic way of describing a person who, usually during the winter at the height of cold and flu season, comes into work sick as a dog and "spreads the wealth around", like Santa Claus.

Try not to get too close to Jack for the next few days. He's the office Santa, spreading his damn flu to everybody. Doesn't his boss realize that we're losing productivity because he's making everyone sick?!

office Santa by pentozali April 16, 2006

soft santa 

blowing your load while your soft

i fuckin had to soft santa last night because she couldnt get my chub going

soft santa by shwoogie May 15, 2010

The Santa Claus Effect

When a fat man's belt face is facing down because their fat is pushing it down. Most common in school teacher substitutes or larger men that wear their belt to tight.

Dude our sub has The Santa Claus Effect going on right now. Ewwwww that's raunchy.

The Santa Claus Effect by penny pinchaa March 25, 2011

Biannual Santa Claus 

Someone who comes down your chimney twice a year.

i.e. a sexual encounter that happens twice a year.

Biannual Santa Claus comes but twice a year.

Biannual Santa Claus by JohnnyBlueEyes November 23, 2011

Ripped like Santa 

A person who has a stature similar to Saint Nicholas but is very strong and muscular

Even though Saint Nicholas is a fat man in a red suit, he delivers millions of toys around the world in one night and controls 8 (eight) flying beasts. He's got to be ripped

Dude, I thought that guy dancing with all those chicks was a total fat slob, and then he took his shirt off. That guy is ripped like Santa.

Ripped like Santa by chip70 November 14, 2011