chip70's definitions

Asparanesia

When a person eats asparagus and forgets that they have consumed it and is knocked to their knees by the funk when they pee an hour or two later.

I had total asparanesia until I took a whiz at the bar and was reminded that I had asparagus with my dinner.

by chip70 January 5, 2012

Ripped like Santa

A person who has a stature similar to Saint Nicholas but is very strong and muscular

Even though Saint Nicholas is a fat man in a red suit, he delivers millions of toys around the world in one night and controls 8 (eight) flying beasts. He's got to be ripped

Dude, I thought that guy dancing with all those chicks was a total fat slob, and then he took his shirt off. That guy is ripped like Santa.

by chip70 November 14, 2011

whiz

1.The action of urinating

2. The type of "cheese" used on a genuine Philly Cheesesteak

1. I'm going to the bathroom to take a whiz

2. Guy at counter of shop; "What'll yous guys have?"

Customer; "We'll have two, wit whiz."

by chip70 January 8, 2012