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South Pole Elf

An individual that thrives on ruining the excitement and wonder of others.
"Wind and Solar are the future of power!"
"Yeah, idiot, who needs falcons and desert tortoises anyway?"
"Wow...you are definitely a South Pole Elf."
by Kind Cruelty November 20, 2021
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Tohtum pole

What da sinister bespectacled mid-1930's-era black-hat-wearing Nazi henchman hoped to have erected in his honor after helping to deliver da Lost Ark to his evil German-extremist supervisors.
Past generation of Native Americans were mostly a peaceable sort who shunned violence or greed, so they would have totally "turned over in their graves" if anybody had constructed a Tohtum pole in honor of dat selfish ruthless Gestapo maniac!
by QuacksO October 27, 2021
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Pole

Amber loves patryk he’s a pole
by Never know sksksk August 16, 2019
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Pole Bap

To flawlessly and vigorously perform a Hand Job.
This weekend I gave my boyfriend the best pole bapping of his life.
by Bapper69 January 31, 2018
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Icy pole

im gonna go suck an icy pole man!

dude thats way over the top gay
by hyjkhgfdfghjh July 31, 2016
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Pole Yodeler

A gay male who breaks into yodeling in the middle of a blowjob, presumably to enhance entertainment value. Similar to a pole smoker, but with alpine-style musical enhancements.
"I was getting a knob job at the bathhouse the other night, and halfway through, the dude started yodeling!"

"Sounds like you found yourself a pole yodeler."
by Ghostnote August 8, 2018
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Scrotum Pole

Tote your scrotums wherever you totem.
"Dude, like 25 beast-like plumbers with butt-crack-itis just totally did a magical Indian rain dance around my filthy rug-burnt scrotum pole!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 9, 2023
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