Panda Intervention

Friends left you for losers?
Time to bring them to Panda Express
and coax them back into your life
with some good Asian food,
preferably some orange chicken.

Christine: "Hey Nick, did you see who Erika was walking down the hall with?"
Nick: "Who?"
Christine: "______."
Nick: "Panda Intervention?"

by t33n3r March 31, 2010

Blue Panda

A sad fat gay man

Did you hear that Matt's dog died? He's a blue panda right now.

by agentcm99 June 14, 2018

Pandaemonium

1) Any of various arboreal rodents of the genus Sciurus and related genera of the family Sciuridae, having a long flexible bushy tail and including the fox squirrel, gray squirrel, and red squirrel. Also called tree squirrel.
2) Any of various other rodents of the family Sciuridae, as the ground squirrel or the flying squirrel.
3) The fur of one of these rodents.

Middle English squirel, from Anglo-Norman esquirel, from Vulgar Latin *scriolus, diminutive of *scrius, alteration of Latin scirus, from Greek skiouros : ski, shadow + our, tail; see ors- in Indo-European Roots.

by Dr. Wesley Xavier Phineas T. Quisterberry May 15, 2003

Panda Dancing

Panda dancing came into practise when two year 10 pupils at a secondary school decided to dance and race pandas, these teenagers were called Niall (Panda) and Chris (Beans. Obviously racing pandas isn't allowed so they made themselves into pandas. This sport is fun and gets children out the house (mainly because it happens at schools).

Racing across a field like a panda dancing

by Niall (Panda) November 11, 2006

Panda Points

Game invented in the UK by college students.
Definition; eats shoots and leaves
Gets a girls to cook them food - eats
Gets the girl into bed - shoots
Then gets the hell out - Leaves
The More Girls You Do That Too The More Panda Points You Score

I got panda points on that girl

by Ethel Moonunit June 9, 2009

Panada

A fictional country where cold pandas live.

The Central Park Zoo returned three pandas to their native land of Panada.

by jab4343 March 15, 2010

a drunk panda

well known as the greatest call of duty player of all time associated with tyyfighter, not hacked

dude a drunk panda's k/d is insane

by mattcurry May 11, 2010