nut gang

people who are wanted by 50 states. we are in the gulag.. send help

shit! CALL THE COPS ITS NUT GANG!

by r1teist June 8, 2022

Nut Puppets

When your girlfriend bites a hole in your nutsack and your nuts fall though, hanging only by your nutcords and your girlfriend sucks on your bare nuts.

hey - why don't we give nut puppets a try

by WindyWindsock September 21, 2017

Dump A Nut

The successful act of depositing a massive load of semen.

She was so thick, that I dumped a nut in my trousers.

I pulled out just in time before I dumped a nut.

When I get home, I'm going to dump a nut real quick.

by BungusChungus June 1, 2018

Nut-Burglar

A person who steals your cum after you masterbate and fall alseep.

joe: damn dude after I nutted while watching some henti. I noticed there wasent a stain on my sheets.

bob: dude I think the nut-burglar robbed you of your cum

by nutburguler April 4, 2017

grandpa nuts

When your testicals sag unusually low for extended periods of time resulting in discomfort or pain.

Ex: I couldnt sleep last night cuz my grandpa nuts kept gettin tangled up in my boxers.

by Dnewmanson October 7, 2016

Nut privilege

The advantage someone gets when they're regularly getting laid, as opposed to their single friends who are not. It's like a VIP pass to feeling secure and chill in social situations, where there's no pressure to find someone to hook up with. It changes the game so much that those with nut privilege might bail on social gatherings or not bother to put themselves 'out there' because they've got the sexual security blanket at home.

Joe's got serious nut privilege now that he's been with Sam for two years. He used to be down for every party. Now, he's all like, "Nah, I'm good," when his roommates want to throw a Halloween bash. Meanwhile, they're hustling to send invites in the hopes of finding someone to snuggle up with when the party's over.

by professor_of_sociology November 2, 2023

sugared nuts

When you leave your semen to dry over your ballsack. It's really quite tasty.

I've seen far too many sugared nuts in my room in the past few weeks

by mousepouch360 July 29, 2016