Mong off

When 2 people smoke cones back to back and both try to not mong it before the other person

Lets have a mong off

Greg monged it on his 5th cone, decent mong off

by Mong off January 2, 2022

jiz monkey

a person who when is jerkin his gerkin, acts and sound like a monkey.

Woh man u look a like a total jiz monkey when wakin ur walrus

by meowpoop April 21, 2007

bunk monkey

A girl who visits a dorm room and provides oral pleasures on the top bunk.

Mark, when is that bunk monkey, Katy, coming back to b3? Did she suck your penis?

by superpooper69 March 5, 2009

doose monkey

Most commonly a hybrid organism comprised of half moose, half donkey. After the death of his father, a moose from the Nonwath clan of Canada, then shortly after his mother, a Trishnak donkey, he left Doosemonkeyland hoping to find a herd in which to settle. The dichotomy was too much. Moose? Donkey? Which was best, and did he belong in either clan? Having been rejected in Canada by the Nonwath Moose, then in New Mexico by the Trishnak Donkeys, he fled to seclusion in upstate South Carolina. There he began a quest which led to the mudlands of Barrier Island. Sinking in the rich clay, he snorted to the sky for help, but none came. If there was a God, which species would he be? Could he love this bispecial beast? Just before his nostrils sucked in the sludge, he somehow worked himself free and clambered onto shore. Hungry, lonely, scared, he made his way to the edge of the sea. Staring at the horizon he realized he'd reached his goal. In search of truth he'd found only himself. Doose Monkey.

Also a synonym for spectaculass, or a really nice ass.

In the heart of Doose Monkey is Doosemonkeyland.

Holy shit, look at the doose monkey on that bitch.

by Jereboam November 20, 2010

Pig monster

Noun: A term describing an overtly disgusting and revolting individual, generally used in the context of eating.

Leah, stop stuffing your face! Gosh, you are such a pig monster!

Brittany, stop being a pig monster and get control of yourself.

Only a pig monster would leave the house like that.

by Tripartite Steve November 24, 2010

three month stand

When you meet a girl at the bar and sleep with her and then decide it would be bad of you to not see her again. You then proceed to date her for 3 months.

Q: Wow is that your girlfriend?
A: WHAT?!?! No! I picked her up from the bar three months ago...its just a three month stand.

by threemonthstand September 25, 2011

broom-monkey

An offensive term for a janitor.

Even if it's not my job, I still take on the responsibilities of the broom-monkey because my company doesn't have a janitor.

by Sexydimma January 30, 2015