A list of different hypothetical situations or circumstances as to why a person should be paranoid about something. This is usually the type of list drawn up by parents when they don't know where their kid is. But people can create a paranoia list for all sorts of reasons.
Mother: Where's Jimmy?
Tom: I don't know mom
Mother: What if he's been kidnapped, or mugged, or raped, or abudcted by aliens or beheaded, or sold for drugs, or worse?!?!?!
Tom: Jeez mom don't make a paranoia list
Tom: I don't know mom
Mother: What if he's been kidnapped, or mugged, or raped, or abudcted by aliens or beheaded, or sold for drugs, or worse?!?!?!
Tom: Jeez mom don't make a paranoia list
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A list of people who do not wash their hands after defacating. People who are witnessed committing this heinous crime are placed on the 'brown list', or they are 'brown listed'.
Co-worker: You may want to double up on the hand sanitizer after shaking hands with Bill Q., he was Brown Listed last week.
by wonnmeister2 February 27, 2011
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That fucker left a Hot Lipton in my house last night. Tell him to get his ass back here and clean it.
If that asshole doesn't get back here and clean up his Hot Lipton I'm tagging a picture of it to his FB profile.
If that asshole doesn't get back here and clean up his Hot Lipton I'm tagging a picture of it to his FB profile.
by sincerely pissed January 13, 2011
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Are you going tonight?
Idk maybe, who else is going?
So far the guess list includes me, Kumo, Lourdes, Bob, Sandra. I think Maria and Tanesha are going too. Vanessa if her back feels better. Rachele might stop by. Nicole might stop by but she has to get up really early tomorrow so probably not.
Idk maybe, who else is going?
So far the guess list includes me, Kumo, Lourdes, Bob, Sandra. I think Maria and Tanesha are going too. Vanessa if her back feels better. Rachele might stop by. Nicole might stop by but she has to get up really early tomorrow so probably not.
by moviemogul February 19, 2011
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Jie: Hey Tj, who is on your Christmas List?
Tj: I would have to say I would bang Megan Fox, Katy Perry, Mila Kunis, Jennifer Lawrence, and at number one Scarlett Johansson!
Tj: I would have to say I would bang Megan Fox, Katy Perry, Mila Kunis, Jennifer Lawrence, and at number one Scarlett Johansson!
by Alaric C. February 10, 2015
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