Lauren: My pumpkin rot, but I didn't have time to carve it anyways.
Liam: I need to carve my watermelon.
Kai: I need to cave my Lukas.
Kai: *gourd
Liam: Kai have you taken your Kai's Disease medicine tonight?
Liam: I need to carve my watermelon.
Kai: I need to cave my Lukas.
Kai: *gourd
Liam: Kai have you taken your Kai's Disease medicine tonight?
by epikliam October 27, 2021

Made-Up Guy 1: yo bro ghana just won the world cup
Made-Up Guy 2: yeah Kai Langley lifted it
Made-Up Guy-1 Yo he’s my favorite player, and he plays for AC Milan. Also My Favorite team
Made-Up Guys in Unison Fuck Lautaro Martínez!
Made-Up Guy 2: yeah Kai Langley lifted it
Made-Up Guy-1 Yo he’s my favorite player, and he plays for AC Milan. Also My Favorite team
Made-Up Guys in Unison Fuck Lautaro Martínez!
by Lyrical Lemonade January 15, 2023

Kai is a big cm (cunny man) he gets all the girls and has a very tender heart. when he loves he loves very hard. Most commonly an athlete; one of one, a truly unique character. the best boyfriend ever
"Did you hear about Kai and the way he spoils his girl?" "Yeah girl, it must be nice to be in a relationship with him!"
by Not Kaikai July 7, 2023

Kai is NOT lovey dovey at all he is just not caring at all and always sticks to his games even when someone is dying.
by anonymous May 11, 2022

Someone that you should probably need to have once in your life. Wen Kai is a living , walking miracle that not everyone deserves to have. It's easy to be friends with him but bear in mind that being friends with him doesn't mean you're gonna get his trust that easily. Earning his trust is a very tough challenge as he doesn't really trust anybody else apart from the ones that he loves. He's secretive about everything that revolves around him. Talented, good sense of humor, good looking face and other qualities that makes him special. His insecurities about everything is the only weakness that he has. If you would like to have him as your life partner, the only way to win his heart is to make him feeling secure and loved.
by @alexandra November 23, 2021

underground artist who's next alone with his gang doublecüp gng!
(commonly listened to with a stank face)
(commonly listened to with a stank face)
by kanashiwho September 8, 2021
