i wanna give you the pipe

The wanting of sex

Yo girl I wanna give you the pipe

by Jessie kingdom August 20, 2017

bag of give a fucks

One's metaphorical repository or "container" of an emotional representation of how much the person cares, gives shits, or fucks about a selected topic, situation, location or individual. Essentially, their "meh" meter. It can range from overflowing with agreeable consideration towards or so empty that the person struggles to remember a time when they gave a fuck or had any fucks left to give.

Chris: I'm sorry that your coffee pot takes so long to brew your java
Takeysha: Whatever, at this point my bag of give a fucks is empty

Jace: Mom, the school is out of money and wants parents to buy supplies like computer paper, ink. And they need cash donations.
Takeysha: Hmm, let me see I have any of that in my bag of give a fucks.........Nope. All gone

by D. Kilo May 2, 2019

don’t give a care

When you give no fucks with passion

Person 1: I’m sorry to inform you but your phone has died
Person 2: Don’t give a care

by OkNo2 January 1, 2020

don't give a whoop monkeys ass about it

it's when you don't give a single fuck about what people tell you

' the black community doesn't claim you'
' I don't give a whoop monkeys ass about it'

by idgawmabi January 14, 2020

June 20 National give icees day

Grab ur bests gals and pals, head to the nearest icee machine and give out free icees! Make a person smile and then they remember that their mouth is red or blue so they start to cover it and laugh and then cry bc someone did something so nice and they can’t believe that there are nice people in the world instead of a bunch of tusholes! And then u tell them oh don’t cry bc it’s gonna be alright and then they give u a hug and u get really awkward bc u just met the person and u feel a connection but u have no idea if they are stealing from u and then u walk away and u come back the the same place every year for a free icee giveaway!

(June 20 national give icees day .enter bros 1, 2, and 3)
Bro1: you know what we should do today?
Bro2:what bruv?
Bro3: go get icees?

Bro1:yea and give them out for free! Bc it’s

Bro2: bruvs, that’s love , that’s what makes a Subaru a Subaru!

by 1800callme January 23, 2020

November 11 National give your girlfriend your favourite jumper day

November 11 National give your girlfriend your favourite jumper day

Quick it’s November 11 National give your girlfriend your favourite jumper day so give her your jumper

by Officialsdays November 9, 2020

Lou can I give you a blowjob

Sentence said by Harry Styles which was directed to his band mate and soulmate Louis Tomlinson while Niall Horan was being interviewed in the same room.

“Lou can I give you a blowjob”
“I’d love to if you just wait”

by calamityx28 April 22, 2021