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God

Name given to members of a conclave of invisible, level 10 space wizards who are manifest in every bit of science you don’t understand.
God helps orphaned, homeless, starving, disabled and/or diseased, human post-fetuses who help themselves.
by Wickdeed May 24, 2018
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God

(Typically in anime) a fictional character that is ridiculously strong.
Yeah, so basically Goku’s a God
by rogue extraordinaire August 10, 2019
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God

Person 1: You know that guy who doesn’t exist?
Person 2: God?
Person 1: Yes.
by 663738284764553363728 January 2, 2019
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God

What religious people believe, not an atheist

A word that should reach 1,000 definitions
Skit 1:
person 1: Did you believe in God?
person 2: No
person 1: Then you are an atheist

Skit 2:
person 1: did you know the word "God" has over 900 definitions in Urbandictionary?
person 2: Oh wow, I did not realize that!
person 1: LET'S MAKE IT INTO 1,000 DEFINITIONS, WE CAN DO IT GUYS!
by epic!pewds! May 25, 2020
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god

god is not real
by A_WOMAN November 12, 2018
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God

A entity who can’t decide if pork should be eaten or if it shouldn’t

Christians: yes you can eat it.
Muslims:no you cant!
Jews: we agree with the Muslims for once.
Hindus: We too agree with the muslims and jews
Pagans: *if you can eat it then Its Free Real Estate.*
Atheists: well apparently according to them god is not that much of a pure being if he forbids freedom of speech cause they just scream at me.
Jedi and sith : what is a pork?Is that something like a porg?
God
by Backuro March 25, 2020
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God

1.A man that has knowledge of self and others.

2. The Asiatic Black Man.
What's todays mathmatics God?
by ERICWRIGHT075 May 1, 2021
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