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Glass of Water

An object with a questionable intelligence. Screams better insults at me than chloe, red rennamon and you
I've had better insults screamed at me from a glass of water. Your non-sensical ramblings encourage your own idiocy.
by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003
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glass-bottom boat

Jerking off underneath a glass coffee table while some slut drops trow and shits over you, onto the table.
by Talking Goat June 20, 2003
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glassy barrel

A wave that breaks ideally, creating a tube for the surfer to ride in. The view from the inside of the curling wave resembles being inside a barrel made of glass.
"Surfing was sick today, no people at all, and glassy barrels all day"

"I live for glassy barrels"
by tuber November 3, 2007
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Glass splash

The action of running straight into a glass door that you were sure was open right before you hit it.
Me: Get back here! I'm gonna kick your a..WHACK!!!
Friend: hah, Glass splash! Epic fail.
by XCchamp June 17, 2009
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Glasgow Kosher

Slaughtering animals after kosher/halal procedures by headbutting them.
Oy, Brian, it's the only kosher was to get a steak these days. Just smash yer skull against it. That's a Glasgow Kosher for yer.
by disguys June 30, 2011
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Glastorbate

A celebratory act of masturbation following a successful purchase of glastonbury tickets
Yeeees I got my tickets... I'm away to the toilet to glastorbate
by HeyHo12 October 8, 2014
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glassable

A term used when something is easily breakable and possibly made of glass; used by little people under the age of 8
Oh no, that bloodied sacrificial knife is glassable. I better watch my step!
by The City of London January 17, 2016
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