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fuck me in the ass cause i love jesus

This is a song but it is called the Loophole it is funny as fuck so FUCK ME IN THE ASS CAUSE I LOVE JESUS
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Gorilla Fucked

The crazy intense act of wildly and butaly having sex like a super strong 600lbs gorillas.
After waiting to have sex for 2 years, Johnny Gorilla Fucked his Girl Friend.
by Dr..D December 9, 2013
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ass fucked

Used to assist in the description of a negative event.
Jon just got ass-fucked by his wife. She cheated on him and now has half his wealth.

Paul's car and career got ass-fucked when he drove drunk and crashed his G-ride into that cement truck. He should never have chased his pregnant source stripper who stole his gun. The DEA will surely fire him now.
by Biatch551 September 18, 2005
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fuck me bangs

The putrid late 80's-early 90's hair "style" in which a female utilizes most of the can of Aqua Net to jack her bangs up to a height that rivals the girl's body height. The resulting look is that of a claw on the front of the offending party's head, or depending on their levels of promiscuity can resemble a nuclear blast. The end look is that of a cheap tart or lady of the night.
Keely and her slut bag friends jacked up their fuck me bangs for a day of hooking at the mall food court.
by Chuckster Farrell January 11, 2009
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fucked

verb. past tense.
1. The result of an act that causes unfortunate repurcussions.

2. Term often used in a manner describing the events after weeks of coercing a young woman of desire, via love letters, gifts and acts of chivalry into the act of sexual intercourse.

3. Proper response to an unreasonable request that would cause undo stress or activity.
1. "Those terrorists are fucked."

2. "I fucked that bitch's brains out"

3. "You want me to do what? When? Hell no, looks like you are fucked dude!!"
by poopypants April 1, 2003
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Fucked

A condition in which one has no way around a bad situation.
The cops caught us, so we are fucked.
by Some chick named Fred December 28, 2005
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fucked sideways

(1)When one makes seriously intense love to another person, enough so that the one on the receiving end of the love-making can't walk straight.

(2)Drinking way too much to the point where one can't walk straight.
by Kenny D. December 5, 2004
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