dirty fernando

While the person is sleeping, you shave off their eyebrows and replace with fecal matter.

While John was sleeping, his friends did a dirty fernando on him; he woke up and rubbed his eyes, wiping it off.

by ese1024 January 2, 2011

Ferp

noun: a person with little social life or popularity who hangs on to any shred of affection; also someone who smells bicycle seats.

Jill: I said "hi" to Jimmy once in the hallway the other day and now he won't leave me alone.

Donna: Wow. What a ferp.

by DJMADMAX October 17, 2009

Fernwood Cove

The most amazing place you will ever be. Fernwood Cove is magic. Are you ready for counselor hunt, Miss Fernwood Cove, bad scores on bunk cleanup, and more extraordinarynessness? Your ordinary world friends won't understand the sisterhood that forms between campers. Take in every moment, because before you know it, your senior summer will be over.

Fernwood Cove=love

by Sen10r Audrey September 8, 2010

Fergie

A nasty white woman who thinks she can sing and thinks she'll do good enough without the black eyed peas. Her song London Bridge is disgusting just like her over applied make up and dance movies. "Its" something that decent people would cringe at.

Woman: I wanna dress like a whore and scare my husband off. what should i do?

Woman #2: Just dress like Fergie

by The Bad Q August 9, 2006

dobbs ferry

a town where parents and their children are snobby and rude. kids in dfms are either basic asses with absolutely no personality, or they like to pretend to be "hood" when in reality they are 2 foot tall cunts with nice houses and a lot of fucking money. basically privileged white people who have no idea what life is like outside of their small town. they also like to make fun of other races because there are -2 POC in dobbs ferry schools.

you're from Dobbs Ferry? no wonder you're a fucking cunt!

by weaboo42069 February 15, 2017

ferm

Canadian version of farm.

Yo yo when I ferm
The weather is a factor!
Pull down mah pants
and plow my tractor!

by Pankakke July 28, 2006

fernando torres

Amazing spanish soccer player. He's only 22, one of the greatest strikers. he plays for spains national team and is the captain for club atletico madrid, his number is 9 for both teams. not only is he great at football (soccer) he's also great looking- hes got the eyes,smile, cuteness,abs,biceps,legs and ASS. HOTTEST SOCCER PLAYER EVER!

person : damn i saw this soccer player he was so fucking hot! but i dont know who he is, i just know hes number nine

me: o. thats got to be fernando torres! lol

by jess<3 March 6, 2007