dirty fernando

While the person is sleeping, you shave off their eyebrows and replace with fecal matter.

While John was sleeping, his friends did a dirty fernando on him; he woke up and rubbed his eyes, wiping it off.

by ese1024 January 2, 2011

Dirty Fernando

The act of telling underage girls that you can sneak them into the bar, while you are in uniform and on duty. For maximum sleaziness, tell them in front of their mothers.

Did you hear Everett pulled a Dirty Fernando yesterday out at the track.

by Silly Stan August 3, 2009

Dirty Fernando

When a man shits on his balls.

The man was suffering from a dirty Fernando

by Redsox47777777 November 5, 2010