When an ex of your current boyfriend tells you about their relationship and what he did wrong or right.
Person 1: Oh, I'm dating Brian.
Person 2: What!? He's a bad kisser.
Person 1: Thanks for the ex-plainin'.
Person 2: What!? He's a bad kisser.
Person 1: Thanks for the ex-plainin'.
by Sammie817 March 10, 2009
Get the Ex-Plainin'mug. 1.Someone that u kiss tgen goes of and flurts with your best friend then says they never did even when he did it right in front of you
2.you dump him then a week later you se him again and u ether fall for him again or u just want to kill him or both
3.you want to kill him because he cheated on you but you still like hem even tho you brock up with him
2.you dump him then a week later you se him again and u ether fall for him again or u just want to kill him or both
3.you want to kill him because he cheated on you but you still like hem even tho you brock up with him
Boyfriend: I love you so much and I will never do enything to hurt you or your feelings
1 week later: you catch your boyfriend flirting with another girl
Your boyfriend is now your ex-boyfriend
1 week later: you catch your boyfriend flirting with another girl
Your boyfriend is now your ex-boyfriend
by Illy illy December 7, 2019
Get the Ex-boyfriendmug. by ceo_of_days October 24, 2020
Get the hug your ex daymug. pronounced "day-us ex much-in-uh"; a phrase that calls attention to when something extremely unlikely blatantly happens to move a story along or resolve a seemingly unsolvable problem. This would be an instance of "deus ex machina", but the concept is cliché to the point that it deserves sarcastic observation.
Will: "Can you believe that Liam Neeson immediately found that one guy in the entire Charles de Gaulle airport that marked his daughter for kidnapping, even though the airport handled over 60 million passengers in 2008?"
Lindsey: "I know, right? Uh, hello, deus ex muchina?"
Lindsey: "I know, right? Uh, hello, deus ex muchina?"
by Braxias976 April 28, 2019
Get the deus ex muchinamug. November 8th is Ex Appreciation Day. So Appreciate your exes or beat the shit out of them. I don't give a fuck
by drjoemama21 November 7, 2019
Get the Ex Appreciation Daymug. 1. a boy who you used to know. a boy who owned your heart and still does. it hurts you every time you think about him because you’ll never be over him. and when you try to move on because you’re told to, it feels wrong to hold someone else or kiss someone else. he is unbelievable perfect but you were so lost in him to realise you were hurting him and he blames himself. you probably won’t get out of bed for a while after breaking up and you’ll need lots of comfort food. a piece of you will always be with him, the times you shared. the special moments all gone because he needs a break. you broke him. so one day you try and fix shit but you only drift further apart and your whole world is being ripped from underneath you. you lose yourself and can’t breathe. i want him back.
by emo55678 March 4, 2019
Get the ex-boyfriendmug.