Disturbed

A shitty band with mediocre music and horrid vocals. Together with Nickelback, they are creating a genre of music where all the songs sound exactly the same. Possible the worst band in existence and should be pummeled to death with their own albums for tricking 13 year olds into listening to their music.

Misled youth: Hey man, do you listen to Disturbed?

Music fan: Yeah...when I was in middle school.

by Dick Pance June 27, 2008

distr'action

Getting some 'action' for the sole reason of easing boredom.

My friends were being really dull at the club so I went back with this big chick, Helen. It wasn't pretty but it was a fair distr'action.

by Schtee March 24, 2008

distilled water

Water that is not from a sink and if u drink it on a daily basis it can make you sick. Something ellie is obsessed with

Oh look ellie is pouring a glass of distilled water

by Lilly ro0 June 19, 2017

disturbing

being interrupted when you're trying to masturbate.

You know when you're trying to 'sturb, and your cat is staring at you? It's disturbing.

by elliusoopius December 14, 2010

Social Distancing

What everyone should be doing right now

Only idiots think social distancing isn't necessary

by comic sans April 13, 2020

Long Distance Fucking

Having a sexual relationship, even though it is long-distance. You may not get to touch each other at all. Cheaper than marriage.

Me: You look tired.
Him: Yeah, I'm having a long distance fucking last night with your sister and she got me exhausted.

by Acebes August 27, 2006

District 9

A chair in a house where only the dog is allowed. A chair with a stink that nobody wants to sit on.

Human 1:Hey can i sit here?
Human 2:Noooo! Thats District 9! No humans can sit there.

by TaintDawgg69 June 14, 2010