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December 8th

National eat your girlfriend out day
guy1: Bro whats today?

guy2: its december 8th
guy1: nah bro... it’s national eat your girlfriend out day.
by BestGirl44 October 17, 2019
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December

The Most Expensive Month of the Year.

Face it. It's the truth, and you fucking know it.
After Black Friday, the most expensive DAY of the year, comes December, the most expensive MONTH of the year.
by Jinx the Shadow December 15, 2013
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Decent Guy

A guy who cares for you with all his heart and would do absolutely anything for you. Someone who will spend time with you just so that they can be close to you and make you happy.
by Whole Grain Raisin Bread May 10, 2009
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Post Wank Decision

Sometimes an important decision needs to be made, but sometimes a woman is involved and can affect a gent's decision making process - essentially he starts to think more with his cock and less with his head.

In this scenario it's time to make a PWD, or Post Wank Decision. This is the act of knocking one out, taking five minutes then approaching the decision with a clear mind - And ultimately making the right decision!
Chez: "Dude, I really don't know if I should take the bitch back; I mean she gave great brain on the regular, but is that a good enough reason to take her back?"

Nobby: "Mate, you need to take a Post Wank Decision on that shit! Clearly you don't want your wee man taking decisions for the big man."
by the_session May 20, 2009
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December 9

A very special person was born into the world on this day that person is me. Hi. And this year my birthday December 9 is on a mother trucking MONDAY. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!
by Yo ma’am 2.0 October 15, 2019
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Bad Decision Express

Riding the Bad Decision Express, or B.D.E. as it is sometimes called, involves making any sort of inappropriate, lewd, or generally abysmal decision that results in a temporary to prolonged state of personal unhappiness followed by an increase in one's friends' amusement.
Nathan rode the Bad Decision Express last night all the way to Strugglesville- he got drunk, had sex with an ugly chick, and then threw up on himself while trying to sneak out. Utterly hilarious!
by Noah Plakun March 26, 2008
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December 25

it's the most wonderful time of the year. start spreading the news
by swaggywaffle October 17, 2019
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