Crymax

Sex that feels so incredibly good that you start to tear up from the overwhelming pleasure during the edge of climaxing.

The term doesn't necessarily have to apply to sex. Could be anything that gets you off or that pleasures the senses.

Man, that cheeseburger from the gourmet restaurant was so fucking good that I started to crymax after savoring just one bite.

Jenna pandered his boyfriend's foot fetish by letting him worship her feet. Minutes later he crymaxed so hard from the overwhelming sense of euphoria.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian August 16, 2021

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blueberry crypt

Type of weed. (one of many different kinds)

I mostly smoke blueberry crypt.

by Julianna fucking apple July 25, 2008

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colac crypt

A born and bred 3250 (post code for Colac - Shit Hole Capital of Australia) who moves to North Queensland to reside, and earns his daily bread and pays his way by way of sponging and selling dope. He is then duty bound to blow a sheila up and help Centrelink justify their existence. There is then an aristocratic obligation to fat another sheila and on and on and on and on and on and on.............

Hey man where ya from? I like that fuggin big fat joint ya got. Aw shucks, I be a Colac Crypt. Shit! It's mah lucky day.... come on over and we will see if we caint get some jism outta this old cunt......

by QPump August 6, 2011

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crymax

When a person cries during an orgasm

OMG, I slept with Brian last night, and he crymaxed on me.
:(

by faetastic May 23, 2006

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Cryptick

1st real Spam King (¥ king) of newgrounds, also one of the mainheads of the SC

Cryptick is the spam king!

by _ December 13, 2004

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Crysis

Apparently the most realistic FPS game to date. The boys over at Crytech have proven how much of nerds they are by making a video game that hardly runs on normal pcs.

Ex1:
guy 1: Dude should i get crysis?
guy 2: hells yeah if you can run the damn thing.

Ex2:
i recently got this new computer: froged in the fire of mount doom, crafted by the proud Jedi of star wars, and it still have problems running crysis.

Ex3:
Crysis is designed for computers...From SPACE

Ex4:
Crysis is from crytech and uses the cry-engin, which also runs Farcry, Farcry 2, and Jesus Cry-st Superstar

by JackInTheCloset February 2, 2009

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